Reports are being received in the Visitor Centre of a disturbing theft from Hastings Country Park. Early indications suggest that a criminal conspiracy has been at work to deprive visitors to the Country Park of the last days of summer. At this juncture the picture is not entirely clear, but it would appear that all traces of summer have been bundled into a bag marked Swag and driven away by a man in a stripy jumper and a mask. If anyone can shed any light on this matter, please contact the relevant authorities.
Can we get Batman to help?
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